Lets Not Get Coffee

If I was your friend, I’d take you out for coffee.

We could empathize over all of life’s craziness.

But I’m not.

If I was your therapist, you could stretch out on my couch.

I’d be soapy-sensitive to your feelings, and gentle as a dead hen.

But I’m not.

So I won’t beat around the bush.

I don’t know your complex, existential problems.

You can find nicer people to talk to.

Your dome doc will be happy to keep selling you his latest pop psych book.

I believe that most problems have straightforward solutions.

Problem is, most people aren’t willing to do the work.

If you are, here’s where you should go….

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Joseph Smith

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